Ennui Matches

FARRAGUT NORTH, OCTOBER: Our eyes met. I knew you wanted me. I followed you up the escalator. I followed you home. I stand outside your house every day, but I'm too shy to say anything. I even look in your window. Why don't you love me? Please respond. Box 68916

SPONTANEOUS, INTERESTING PROFESSIONAL, uniquely unique, seeks other spontaneous, interesting professional for long walks by the beach, cuddling, Ethiopian, and quadruple inverted lattes at Starbucks. Must be able to discuss NAFTA, Camus, and Fugazi. Black tie at the 9:30 one night, grunge at the Kennedy Center the next. Spanking fetish a plus. Box 626167